Medieval Town

On the tabletop from our old LEGO table, my brother built a medieval scene. (His commentary is in blue, mine in purple.)

 First we have the castle I wrote about before.

 A woman sewing up some pants. (He would like to note it took a long time to balance the 'needle' (A lever without the base) in her hand.) You did it wrong!

 Wait, what? What's the arcade machine doing here? There are no video games in the middle ages! Yes there are.

 We have a jester entertaining someone, a catapult, a garden, and a...

 Pirate ship?

 Here's the jail cell (Cool effect with the hinge bricks)

Cool door!Looks like a clip plate built into the wall, then a clip plate with a jumper plate and a wheel to open it.

 The prisoner. (I think that might my half of a microscale Minecraft villager head in the wall. to the left.) Er, hehe...

 Let's check out these two buildings...

 Okay, this looks like a treasury of some sort. (They need better security on that door.) It's just storage!

 And this looks like a... Oh my. It's the outhouse. That's my brother for you. Hehehehe

 Complete with metal beard's beard and a spider. The spider's supposed to be eating the fly!

 

 What on earth is a mermaid doing here?

 Close up of the garden. Hedwig!

Is that a pair of pants in the bottom right? Interesting hedge shape choice... It's just decorative! What's modern art coming to these days?

 Horse! Eating from a pile of hay, and there's a purple water trough on the right.

 Wait, what's this building? It looks more modern than the others.

 What?

 ...

I probably don't want to know why there were bones shoved in a cabinet. I have no idea what's going on here. They're for his dog! Suuurre... For his "dog." *air quotes.*